Scene: Corner of Wooster and Spring, this morning at 9AM. Lori walks around the corner.
Me: !!!
Lori: !!!
OMG! blah.
Me: I love this shit! You're like the 28th person I ran into this month. Just the other day I was walking down the subway stairs at 145th and SG was walking up them!
Lori: For real? Oh wow thats so great! I dont see anyone. But you're always like that, you fuking know everybody everywhere. Have you seen NF ?
Me: No! But we are facebook friends. He's in BK, so...
but you should see his profile, it is absolutely hilarious. "blowing big loads" "learning how to suck larger co*ks" "yoga twice a week until i can suck my own co*k" "boobs and explosions" etc., etc. I died when I read it, cause hes like still the same. And he is still so fly and stylin'
(Interlude, office, blah, friends. Bye.)
Lori: Great to see you crossing the street this morning!
Me: no it was great to see you. seri, it was the highlight of my day. as you know, i luv that shit. cause then you took me to the office and i met jackie and she told me bout those scarves and im gonna buy one and its gonna be my new fav piece, and i only have a few absolutely fav pieces. so all in all it was a very notable experience all around, and it would nevr have happened if the good lord jesus didnt allow our cross to paths.
bless our souls lori, fereel
